reclusinating

the act of insects/spiders/small mammals congregating in a human anus

"My arse hurts. I think something's reclusinating up there."

by bufuegypt April 1, 2023

tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.

Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.

by juleskills December 18, 2010

pullus rectum

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.

I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum

by MrMontana June 27, 2016

publicum rectumium

Loosely translated (with sincere apologies to Latin scholars everywhere), "people are assholes".

Often said with a resigned tone when something unpleasant has happened to you, and it's viewed as the inevitable consequence of declining politeness and consideration by others.

Roger: Dammit, look at how someone parked me in ... I can't get my car out of the space and I'll be late to meet Fred for lunch.

Tom: Well, Rog, you know what they say ... publicum rectumium

by Marshall Fazione November 21, 2016

Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 7, 2017

Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"

Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum

by Jara42274 March 13, 2018