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Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
mugGet the Rectum Cyclemug.

Rectum

Also known as asswhore; see aswhore.

Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.
by TheTermANator April 25, 2021
mugGet the Rectummug.

Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'
He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022
mugGet the Rectumitismug.

Runny rectum

When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt
Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum
by Papichulo4 December 5, 2019
mugGet the Runny rectummug.

rectum diver

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.
by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016
mugGet the rectum divermug.

rectum rager

by aj96 July 8, 2014
mugGet the rectum ragermug.

wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole
Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum
by Grass man September 18, 2017
mugGet the wet rectummug.

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