Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

social predator

A person, who sets it upon themselves to merge into a friendship group who do not want them and exclude some members and try to replace friends within the group. They usually lack sicial skills, an understanding of personal space and are extremely nosy.

Oh, look. She's such a social predator. She keeps trying to but in and kick people out.

by Blaaarrrgghh March 13, 2014

To catch A predator

A show where poor people get tricked into traveling miles to see a fake kid they met online so they can discuss candy and unicorns and eat nachos while the adult discusses the dangers of online chatting. Then a monster named Chris Hansen comes and picks on the people trying to help the kids and then the police come and arrest the people for no reason.

I felt so bad for that guy after watching To Catch a Predator.

by Ieathands November 5, 2010

poodaphile

someone who likes to have anal sex and push the shit further up the rectal cavtiy with his penis.

the dude is such a poodaphile he loves cramming shit.

by Porcelain Buddah September 19, 2008

Predator High

A highschool with tons of perverts as students and teachers. Generally used towards friends that don't go to the same highschool.

OMG, my highschool is such a Predator High

by R U F F L E Z February 24, 2018

Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019

Prada bae

Someone that wears long nails long eyelashes and prada

Look at her she’s such a prada bae

by Chopbnk November 30, 2020