probaling

The act of probing, but pretending you are a crab on the beach.

Were you probaling that candidate during their interview?

-Nah bruh

by SuckasBeSuckas August 20, 2018

Probgrammatic

(adjective) a shortening of the phrase grammatically problematic Causing confusion in the grammar and, therefore, the meaning of a piece of writing.

Sarah's writing makes no sense. It's very probgrammatic.

by MC Key November 23, 2020

Probabky

Used when you don't really know but you're truly in a hurry so you type this in a cute and rushed way.

Person: Hey do you know if John will home at the party?

Person: Probabky I don't know I have to go. I'll see you there!

by Tazzgames16 June 17, 2021

Probsuction

A sexual act involving a vacuum cleaner. Quite often self inflicted.

Person 1: Hey did you see the latest Avengers movie?
Person 2: No sorry I was at home with having a probsuction with my new dyson.

by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020