The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.
I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.
by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017
Get the Procrapstination mug.When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.
"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
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The belief that you should wait till the last minute possible about to do everything, and dread about how hard it will be while you are supposed to be doing it.
Jim: HOLY SHIT, I only have 1 day left for this paper and I haven't even started.
Joe: It's chill dude, just join procrasitology.
Joe: It's chill dude, just join procrasitology.
by notyouraverageposteryaknow September 7, 2017
Get the Procrasitology mug.When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
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by Nokris_the_hive October 19, 2017
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by mengebiscuits October 13, 2017
Get the proaf mug.To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.
Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.
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