The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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2.a minor that rapes people
3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors
2.a minor that rapes people
3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors
a white van with a catholic priest drives in front of 2 minors
catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol
minor 1: No thanks
minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor
catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol
minor 1: No thanks
minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor
by I like cat September 21, 2023
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A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
Get the signal present mug.- A portmanteau of “male/female presenting” and political ideology, i.e. liberal.
1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
Friend 1: Hey look at those liberal protesters. They must really believe in the cause!
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
by theconvoman96 April 2, 2024
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Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present
Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present
Examples:
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”
by Dmitrio January 24, 2025
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Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
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