Predator

A maneuver performed after sex while your partner uses the bathroom to clean up, you take a shit in your hand and cover your face like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator and hide behind the bed and jump out and scare them.

I gave her a predator in the bedroom and she did not approve!

by Fensler May 8, 2019

redditor

1. Person who are bond to be single for life. 2. Introvert person.

John is a redditor, so he has no woman.

by Berrit June 17, 2021

redditor

A creature who is on reddit every day and hates anything that is not reddit with a seething passion. They are very submissive to Elon Musk, Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves. They punish any dissenters in their community, and they are very scared of emojis. They threaten to hurt and abuse young children who play Fortnite.

They worship Minecraft and go on r/memes and r/dankmemes for hours. They cannot socialise with other creatures in real life, relying on Reddit to form their opinions. They are sheeple and a collectivist hivemind.

"Oh, are you a redditor? I am a redditor."
"No, you're not. You play fortnite and tiktok. So annoying. Why do you choose to ever call yourself one of us? ONE OF US? *tsk tsk*"

by bluesunnyfox May 2, 2021

sexual predator

A liquor shot made of equal parts Stoli Raz, Stoli Blu, and orange Sparks energy malt liquor. Named because it is sweet and disgusting at the same time. Add a sugar rim and a cherry for a more appealing look.

Guy1: Yo I wanna get Tina drunk so I can hit it tonight but she doesn't really drink.
Guy2: Give her some sexual predators, she'll be begging for it in no time.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

Child Predator

Hannah Robertson

Hannah Robertson is the real definition of “child predator”

by Hannahr28950 December 2, 2018

apex predator

The definition of awesome. Preys on apex'(humans) and takes no nonsense from any other contending apex predators. Deliberately chose to be left handed so that other apex contenders felt superior when they are actually all a part of his mind game.

Name : Unknown
Location : Unknown
Your fate : Unknown

He is so cool. He is the Apex Predator.

by si-dog millionaire April 28, 2012

Child Predator

Chad, Hunter & Shane from “Ohio Valley Pedo’s”, a social media group where they go around touching kids.

Child: Ahhhh!! It’s The Ohio valley pedos!!! Run!!!!
Mom: Who are they???
Child: They are going to touch me and rape me!!! They are child predators!!
Mom: lol rip have fun x

by ohiovalleypedos July 9, 2019