yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
by lards mccoy February 14, 2020
An intimate act where the man shoves a 16oz can of iron city light into a woman’s vagina. The woman then sits on the mans face and he cracks the beer and drinks it.
Jack: “Dude how did it go with Heather last night?”
Mat: “I think she’s the one. She let me do a Pittsburgh Pounder!”
Mat: “I think she’s the one. She let me do a Pittsburgh Pounder!”
by Noznas September 11, 2021
A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
by She_knows_it November 16, 2016
When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025
(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
See also: Finger Licking Good
See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
Pounders - An abrasive horrible kick drum that pounds drug fuelled brains into submission. "Fuck me mate, that's a really horrible pounder"
by Dave Pounders April 14, 2022