Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Pork Plane

A phrase to describe a beefy cool kid, who believes they are proper tanking.

Cool Kid #1 "Did you see that Pork Plane over there?"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"

by Meat Truck June 24, 2008

pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray

Love, climb on my pork stalk

by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012