Pork Berries

Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.

Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.

My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.

That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018

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pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 21, 2017

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pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

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pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 16, 2011

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Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018

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