porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

porcelain horse

A toilet not fit to be a porcelain throne.

My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.

by Maxgus54 February 22, 2021

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Porcelain Challenge

a tiktok trend where you grind up your parents fine china and snort it like a drug.

i tried the porcelain challenge and it slayed

by emb69420 October 2, 2022

Porcelain Challenge

When someone (but mostly Gen-z) grind there parents or older family members (Millennials, Gen- X, and booms) Porcelain sets into a fine powder and then snorts it like cocaine.

-Hey guys do yall wanna do the Porcelain challenge.

-yeah let's go snort your mom's Porcelain China like it's cocaine!
-do u have a blinder?

by CottonCandyAddict October 2, 2022