Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

pooking

Hard or erect nipples on a girl

Did you see Sarah in that white shirt? Totally pooking today.

by jawz101 August 12, 2021

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

pooping without consent

you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH

i am pooping without consent

by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022

pooling

Pretending to be dead in a public swimming pool. Great activity

"Hey Sharon you wanna go pooling to traumatize some kids? It is pretty hot today"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"

by Crazy-lodiyy June 19, 2022

Poohing

Simply doing what Winnie-the-Pooh does. Originated in The House at Pooh Corner by A.A. Milne.

And a Pooh is simply poohing in the sun.

by Winnie-THER-Pooh June 28, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022