poon pal

Fuck Buddy. Cool way to say fuck buddy?

Rick: Dude, do you want a poon pal or someone who really like you?
Bob: Fuck that I want a Poon pal...

by IM ON A BOAT NOT!!!! July 13, 2011

Poon Waster

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.

Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.

by Dino Susan April 20, 2009

Anti poon

Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny

Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon

by Mad Wheels December 8, 2009

poundin the poon

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

by Derrick D March 23, 2006

poon hound

A womanizer or playboy. This term is used on the movie "Indecent Proposal" by Billy Bob Thorton to describe the character John Gage (played by Robert Redford)

"That's John Gage, rich son of a bitch and a major poon hound."

by TheRealDeal77 October 27, 2008

Poon Boy

A complete pussy and weak ass guy

Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.

by JamaicanPancake August 30, 2013

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011