When you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn't there. Usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.
i just had a poodini.
by sirgoofsalot February 11, 2010
Get the poodini mug.Polincubi, (singular Polincubus) are political demons that take the form men to seduce ignorant voters of both genders for their political support.
In modern times, Polincubi may or may not appear on television, radio, magazines or any other media where their spell can be weaved. Policubi draw their energy from two sources; Voters and the Media.
A Polincubus use voters to sustain them, often until the voter(s) become too exhausted intelligently to articulate why. This is accomplished by using buzz-words, catch-phrases and one-liners in place of facts, figures, reason and common sense.
Polincubi and the media share a symbiotic relationship with each other. Once the media first comes into contact with a policubus, they are highly critical and wary of giving it more exposure. But as time goes on, they too fall under the Polincubus’ spell until they cannot exist without each other.
Polincubi are empty vessels with no real knowledge of policy, history, facts or issues. They pretend to be knowledgeable about all facts and figures while either making it all up or distorting the information to fit their needs. Rage is the weapon of choice when distracting voters from their ignorance and lack of knowledge.
Because they are male, they will be welcomed with open arms into main-stream political parties and will never be exiled. They will then feign sympathy towards third party voters in an attempt to spread their influence and get higher ratings.
A Polincubus use voters to sustain them, often until the voter(s) become too exhausted intelligently to articulate why. This is accomplished by using buzz-words, catch-phrases and one-liners in place of facts, figures, reason and common sense.
Polincubi and the media share a symbiotic relationship with each other. Once the media first comes into contact with a policubus, they are highly critical and wary of giving it more exposure. But as time goes on, they too fall under the Polincubus’ spell until they cannot exist without each other.
Polincubi are empty vessels with no real knowledge of policy, history, facts or issues. They pretend to be knowledgeable about all facts and figures while either making it all up or distorting the information to fit their needs. Rage is the weapon of choice when distracting voters from their ignorance and lack of knowledge.
Because they are male, they will be welcomed with open arms into main-stream political parties and will never be exiled. They will then feign sympathy towards third party voters in an attempt to spread their influence and get higher ratings.
by JybraEel February 23, 2010
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by mmays95 July 11, 2011
Get the pooliger mug.Undefined. Not normal . Paulinish. weird. unusual. and last but not least... nerdy. Means very dumb, yet sometimes intelligent person.
oh that person is so dumb, ha! it's a Polinpo
by Cameliv October 21, 2011
Get the Polinpo mug.A course or principle of action adopted by an individual concerning whether or not they care if someone watches them poo.
Note: a poolicy could be as simple as being on the phone while pooing, but not wanting to be seen on video chat on Skype.
Note: a poolicy could be as simple as being on the phone while pooing, but not wanting to be seen on video chat on Skype.
by paulland January 2, 2015
Get the Poolicy mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
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