ploopy

This is the word you use when your parents do something utterly stupid or make a stupid decision. Calling them stupid or retarded directly to their face would probably get you in trouble so instead call them a ploopy. This is essentially another way of calling your parent a retard.

Mom: Darling, how do you move this pointy thing on our computer screen?
Son: Mom, you move the mouse.
Mom: What's the mouse?
Son: Oh god mom, you're such a ploopy.

by SayWerd December 15, 2017

Poopscape

A different term for your butt hole

Man, my poopscape was burning after that Mexican food

by Baches June 9, 2018

poopsex

When you are taking a dump that feels so good that you suddenly climax and ejaculate semen.

Nick was sitting on the toilet taking a usual crap before the game. This crap felt so good that he climaxed (like a woman) and had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 27, 2005

poopsex

When one is having such a good crap that they ejaculate.

Nick was having such a good dump that it made him ejaculate. Therefore, he had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 27, 2005

plooshin

a jewish middle class form of anal sex, which takes place underwater in pools, hot tubs, or rivers. due to its watery nature, the ass is cleansed of all fecal matter, and is ready for other activities (tossed salad).

that shit ain't no fun unless i'm plooshin that ass yo.

by memphisto December 3, 2003

poopschmerz

A slightly more inane relative of "weltschmerz" - usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness.

"I can't make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, I'm sorry."

"Aw, poopschmerz. :( "

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

by thechop123 August 1, 2009