Physics Kid

A derogatory term used to describe incels, or people who generally exhibit rowdy and loud behavior.

I was trying to get some work done, but the physics kids kept distracting me!

by thejitter May 12, 2023

hack physics

When someone has done something that everyone else has believed completely impossible, OR failing to complete such a task.

Guy#1: "Dude, watch me do a backflip off the roof and into the pool!"

*crack!*

Guy#2: "You just tried to hack physics, didn't you?

by Darkdragon7952 February 9, 2009

Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.

Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”

by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020

Friday Physics

Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.

Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Inconsistent Physics Definition

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

by olek0 July 15, 2022

Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)

Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex

by Vi.is.sus.23 January 24, 2022

They harden in response to physical trauma

Referring to masochist or nanomachines

Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack

by Dresden06 February 2, 2023