Puddled

When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea

Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"

by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017

Mud Puddle

When a women gets so turned on her butt gets so excited, she secretes out her butt. It's a combination of poop and discharge out a woman's butt.

Graham ate a girl out and she was super turned on, therefore she mud puddled.

by colinJGR December 15, 2011

lust puddle

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.

Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.

by augratin April 28, 2007

puddledink

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb

I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.

by Iced T October 12, 2006

puddle bunny

A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men

Hey bro, I cant believe that you boned that puddle bunny last night!

by bigsexydude October 7, 2009

puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012