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Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*
by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017
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Philipism

'philipism' is a small locally based religious/cultist belief based around philip the racoon from Gainsborough poundstrecher followed by the local cadet force and some schools however it is gradually being branched out all followers of this chosen faith are called 'philipists'.
Person 1-''oh hey what religion are you''
Person 2- ''im a philipist what about you''
person 1- ''none I'm an Atheist what is a philipist? I've never heard of it''
person 2- ''it is the follower of a small locally based religion called philipism its quite new and up and coming''
by jn8272 April 23, 2025
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Philip

A dumb gay fuck that meat rides everyone.
Philip
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Philip Michael

Doesn't give a fuck about your name. Or you in general.
Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021
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Andrew Philip Drawz

A nickname to refer to any random person who walks around with saggy pants. (The shorthand version would be "Drew P. Drawz", aka "Droopy Drawers".)
"Hey, look at that guy in front of us. I think it's Andrew Philip Drawz!"

"Hey, Drew P. Drawz, how's it going?"
by xgogivit March 5, 2014
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Philip

A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.

Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.

When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.

These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.

Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.

He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
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Philip

I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !
Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip
by Phiipstan1 May 21, 2022
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