Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.

Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!

by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021

philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows

philip, a bitch

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Philips HUE

Philips Hue is a line of color-changing LED lights and white lights that can be controlled wirelessly.

And they are overpriced as F#*k

BOB: What RGB lights are that?

Tim: It is Philips hue lights

by NOT THE REAL SWE07AN March 19, 2022

Philip

Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.

: I failed math today
: you're such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.

:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

Philip

Every guy named Philip has a big dick and is insanely smart

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by Nickonaut March 26, 2022

Ella and Philip

Ella and Philip is the absolute worse couple that could exist. If you are an Ella stay away from Philip/Filip! He probably has a crush on some girl named Mila

Person: "Look it's Ella and Philip /filip
Other person: "EW RUN AWAY!!!"

by HEHE HANK February 4, 2022