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Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.
Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
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Coach Petty

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
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Petty

WOW! Juliette's girlfriend is SO petty
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Petti

damn you’re totally being a petti rn
by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022
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Petty

My bf: Petty
Me: Also petty
by mollydolan March 15, 2020
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petty

"Ugh, you're being so petty right now."
"You mean I'm being a grian?"
by cerealisafunbath November 6, 2022
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Petty

Wow trapper wouldn’t shut the fuck up he’s so petty
by Trappers a bitch October 19, 2017
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