pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

pee on your nuts by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

pee shivers 

The cold-chill, tingly-esque feeling a male experiences when having a long awaited pee. Usually causes one to twitch uncontrolably. May be accompanied by poophoria if taking a number 2.

Everytime Cromie gets the pee shivers, he gets a few dribbles on his pants, which is NOT grenades

pee shivers by EyeAmGod March 22, 2005

Pee nee 

What the little ones call a penis.

"Mommy tell Alex to put away his pee nee"

Pee nee by Geoff March 27, 2003

pee ring 

Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.

I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!

Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!

pee ring by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 20, 2008

pee race 

when two or more people go to the bathroom at the same and there is unspoken competition to see who last the longest

you and your bud have a few too many drinks and started peeing the bathroom and the you last longing than your friend so you win the pee race.

pee race by jeddick April 27, 2010

pee pee dance 

The twitchy, gyrating, fidgetty, and impatient behavior that people have when they are (1) really excited about something and can't wait to tell you or (2) have an overly full bladder and are about to explode while waiting to pee.

"Mark was so excited about his news that he did the pee pee dance until we let him interrupt our discussion."

"Porky drank 3 Big Gulps and then did the pee pee dance for 5 minutes while he waited for the restroom to become available."

pee pee dance by Popehat May 30, 2006

pee your pants 

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.

Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.

pee your pants by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006