pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Pardon Me

a cool guy will be ns god

Pardon me is very cool and hot

by pardonme_ December 6, 2020

The Pacione Blast

Coined by alumni of The House Of Pain when the infamous short story The Fandom Writer invoked critical backlash when it was introduced as Independent Baptist sects saw this on a larger scale. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five saw this as The Wright Treatment where the contributor, a Christian High School English Teacher, known as David Wright with every entry in the indie circles shows his work. The entire King James Only Movement knew of this blog entry and blocked him from every channel; it's safe to say they were pissed. Some would try to use an entry known as pacione-style but they didn't define this properly. Fandom_Wank saw this play up in An Eye In Shadows as the classmates saw it with the entry Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile.

The House of Pain alumni Horns and Bob L. Morgan is noted to coin this for seeing the backlash The Fandom Writer invoked as Holden's Counterpart also did this. On Tumblr he did this to the entire young earth creationist academia known as The Science Gospel after engaging Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon; then he pointed out to both establishments he was not done.

He saw one of the riplingers badmouthing Stephen Hawking with Scripture, in the private messages on Facebook -- she saw The Pacione Blast played up where a snow monkey mimicked what he was known for. As it was a bit of a history lesson on Ancient Greece then pulling out a drawing Horace Gilgamesh did; as he called "Sam's Creation Blog" a dunce -- the barb came from that artwork. Pointed out, "You mock this gesture you're really lacking on the department of Ancient Greece ."

His closing author, known as blogger Reverend Beast did a blog entry that gave Thing That One Finds a nasty sting as his 2004 story has the iconic photo from the 2007 era when The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five was close to ready.

by illinoishorrorman May 18, 2018

Bob Parsons

Bob Parsons is the CEO of GoDaddy and is a very relaxed CEO. Bob Parsons is also the CEO of several other companies. GoDaddy is famous for their method of advertising.

Oh My! Bob Parsons just uploaded a new video blog!

by Tim569 January 1, 2009

Pardon My French

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.

Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.

by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009

Parson Brown

A man of cloth who should be removed from his position for putting one or more boys in a position they should never have to experience. Ever.

Little Joey said he had been “Parson Brown”ed in the rectory during Christmas Mass.

by Beagoodperson December 22, 2019

Parina

A short, round, either Chinese or Japanese girl with an alarming appetite, rapist wit, and low brow sense of humour.

Dude 1: Did you hear that girl talk about taking a dump?
Dude 2: Yeah, she was a total Parina...

by Professional Cocksman February 3, 2010