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The majority of the people who posted a definition about Parents basically wrote "IDIOTS WHO RUIN OUR LIVES!!!1". Are you fucking kidding me. Something you idiots are not mature enough to understand: appreciation. You idiots have a computer. A house. A bed. Clothes. Food. Who gave you those things? Your parents. Believe it or not, they love you. And no, they do not 'pretend' to love you. I bet your asses that when your parents die, you will cry and cry and cry and realize how disrespectful how you were to them.
Sure your parents can be unfair and idiots at times, but everyone can be. There is no one in this world that is completely perfect. So please, grow up a bit more and start to realize the importance of your parents.
Parents will be parents.
by giant person October 5, 2007
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Asian Parents

Obsessive to their children grade. If you want to know the "Asian Grade System" then here:
95%-100% - Good, keep up the good work.
90%-95% - Why didn't you get 100?
85%-90 - They will give you a lecture.
80%-85% - They will give you a harsh lecture.
75%-80%- They will make you cry by yelling at you or hurt you (trust me, my brother, 20 years old still have tears when he was yelled at)
70%-75% - They might hurt you badly or take away your stuff.
65%-70% - They will hurt you real bad and will talk to your teacher
60%-65% - They will hurt you real bad and will not talk to you for a long period of time.
60% lower - A big fat 0 between you and your parents.
Some other bad things that Asian kids hate are:
No 10:00 PM up.
No go outside at night.
No long hair.
No B,C,D,F.
No game or less amount of gaming.
To summarize all, NO FREEDOM.
Well, if you read this much, you probably thoughthat Asian parents are stupid. But actually, here's the truth about them:
They love you.
They just want good future for you.
They yell and lecture you because they want you to learn a lesson.
When you gt a bruise, they will recover it for you.
I'm an Asian myself, and when I was a kid, I hate my patents. But then I realize, that they are not devils. Hope this help!
Asian Parents: Hey son, where your report card?
Kid: *give report card*
Asian Parents: A... A... A... A... B(on math). *put down report card*
Asian Parents: You are a disgrace to the Vietnam. B? On Math? Stupid!

Kid: *fall from a three feet high wall*
Asian Parents: OMG son!
by Notasbad July 31, 2012
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parents

People that teens love to whine about, even though they are probably just normal people and the teenagers are whiners. Seriously, they should be glad that the parents have cars and jobs, have money, never let the kids go hungry, give a shit about their kids, worry about them, and love them. My parents were the opposite, and I always hide it when I'm around people, but whneever I hear people whine about their privileged lives and nice parents I want to rip my hair out.

Parents can sometimes abuse their role, and ruin their children's lives, i.e doing selfish things like suicide attempts and taking their children out of school. These are the really bad type of parents, because not only do they not care about the kid, which is bad enough, they actually strive to make the teenager's life miserable.
Jamie has nice parents.

Nikita's parents tried to kill her in the middle of the night.
by Angelacia July 12, 2007
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Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009
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Asian parents

The kind of parents where if you get 19/20 they would spank your ass so hard you would spill blood. So if the kid get 0/20, there would literally be mass murder from the parents.
Jeff: (oh hell no, help me jesus) Uhm... I got 0/20...
Asian parents: It's okay sweetheart, we're just gonna prepare the nuke and all of our guns. And use it, on you.
God: okay that's enough bullshit I'm taking the child
by No trash here ;) December 10, 2020
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parents

(1)The biological mother and father of an individual that will influence you early on in your life.
(2)The people who have an huge impact on your early life and influence your tastes and how you act.
(3)Commonly referred to as uncool, evil, fascists that try to ruin your life, when they in fact are trying to raise you.
(4)Constantly bitched about by ignorant, self-absorbed, rebellious adolescents.

Just remember, they didn't have to get together, have sex, and give birth to your stupid ass.
(1)My parents smoke, so I should smoke too.
(2)Similar to above.
(3)David The Rebellious Teen:I hate my parents. Wha-wha-wha. They suck and should die! I don't need them, I'm better than them!
(4)Same as above.
by Pheimos December 27, 2008
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Parents

People who had took their sweet 18 years from their lives to raise their children to become better in life, and care for them and will basically break their necks to help them.

People in urbandictionary.com do not see this, and think parent's ruin lives, but let's put it this way: When they die, you will be in tears because you remember the times they were protecting your asses and making sure you can at least get a good job at McDonald's earning something than nothing.
I wish my Mom can be there for me, but she's busy making my adult life better.
by Psychomoonlight April 29, 2005
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