Mrs. Palmer is a person who is middle-aged, high pitched and a person who usually loves the subject history. She is a bit overweight, but it's ok because she seems to get her excersize walking the long way to classes, occasionally becoming very late.
Mrs. Palmer says the word "um" every 5 seconds, and holds a record of saying it 376 times in one lesson. When a class becomes noisy, she yells 'Excuse us' to get everyone's attention. She sends bad students out of class, and yells at them, but the students are very unconvinced of her quiet shouting voice.
Mrs. Palmer is quite deaf and blind, and quiet, making it hard to give everybody education.
Mrs. Palmer says the word "um" every 5 seconds, and holds a record of saying it 376 times in one lesson. When a class becomes noisy, she yells 'Excuse us' to get everyone's attention. She sends bad students out of class, and yells at them, but the students are very unconvinced of her quiet shouting voice.
Mrs. Palmer is quite deaf and blind, and quiet, making it hard to give everybody education.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was in a class the other day, and the teacher had to check our work when we went out the classroom. I forgot to do mine, so I used my friend's book instead! She didn't even notice that the same book was handed up to her twice!
Person 2: WOW, how lucky! That must have been Mrs. Palmer!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was in a class the other day, and the teacher had to check our work when we went out the classroom. I forgot to do mine, so I used my friend's book instead! She didn't even notice that the same book was handed up to her twice!
Person 2: WOW, how lucky! That must have been Mrs. Palmer!
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Get the Paleontologist mug.A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!
One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!
One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Formally known as "Palm-Ghetto".
Most people are over 65 and under 21.
Formally known as "Palm-Ghetto".
Most people are over 65 and under 21.
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Steve: You got any heroin?
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.
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