A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
by Winston Smith March 10, 2005
1)He/she who places lips on another's anal hole and vacuums the shit into their mouth.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.
1)"Hey, get my shit out yo mouth, Ass Munch!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"
by Top Dog Ryan September 22, 2005
When you perform oral sex on a girl with the hope of getting her so turned on she won't be able to resist when you come up and penetrate her. Usually done is a quick manner so as to avoid any hesitation on her part.
I was hooking up with this girl last night who was so hot, I desperately wanted to be inside her. She told me early on she would not sleep with me so I had to pull out the patented munch and punch, worked like a charm.
by StanleySteemer October 27, 2010
by The Behemoth of Bip January 20, 2011
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy February 01, 2007
Someone who wears trousers that hang too tightly around the arse. The trousers are usually so tight, that it appears the the persons butt is actually munching on their trousers. It is not a pretty sight.
Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.
Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.
"Oh my god, see that guys trousers!"
"Euw, Butt Munch"
"Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"
"Euw, Butt Munch"
"Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"
by lolbeans May 17, 2008