Foo Races

A game consisting of various odd puzzles in a quest to be "the ultimate foo". Created for the popular and Godly Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game.

Not applicable.

by Trafton September 11, 2003

race time

1. Time spent within the environment of one's own race.

"It's been a long day around my co-workers. Feels good to finally be home and have some race time."

by gayniggerdicks December 21, 2016

mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

by eastroller March 21, 2014

speed racing

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016

Race for Tang

When two guys both want to hit on the same girl, but don't want to lose a good friendship over the results, a competition results, and a Race for Tang is declared.

Guy 1: "Yeah, the blonde is nice, but I like the redhead."

Guy 2: "Hey, I had my eye on the redhead!"

Guy 1: "Okay, then. Race for Tang!"

by Bretorious May 16, 2011

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 10, 2015