Remora

The car in your blind spot that won't go away.
It doesn't matter if I speed up or slow down--I can't shake this remora.
by Bretorious February 21, 2011
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Fungry

by Bretorious February 21, 2011
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Race for Tang

When two guys both want to hit on the same girl, but don't want to lose a good friendship over the results, a competition results, and a Race for Tang is declared.
Guy 1: "Yeah, the blonde is nice, but I like the redhead."

Guy 2: "Hey, I had my eye on the redhead!"

Guy 1: "Okay, then. Race for Tang!"
by Bretorious April 25, 2011
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Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!
"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.
by Bretorious April 12, 2011
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Old lady hajj

Trip to Graceland. All old ladies have to make the pilgrimage at least once before they die.
Nah, Grandma ain't here. She's off on her old lady hajj to Graceland.
by Bretorious July 01, 2011
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