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beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.
When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!
by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010
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Beached it up

When you take your normal day in day out routine and change a significant element of it make it all fresh and new again. Beaching it up - could be you taking your department to the beach one day to run your office and explore how the new environment changes your energy, your attitude, your perspective, your collaborations. Beaching it up could be just as simple as running a meeting where you all sit on bean bag chairs in a circle ... or hitting a deck with a glass of wine for that next production meeting.
Ryan sure Beached it Up when he took us to Crystal Cove to run our brainstorming session. I could feel the energy and passion flow by everyone around us!
by MMartster May 20, 2017
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BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar
anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?
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beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.
Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.
by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014
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beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.
Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.
by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020
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brigantine beach

a island just across from atlantic city. brigantine is a little secret to those who go and live there. it is small, but lively enough to make up for it. there’s tons of things to do in brigantine, you just have to discover them yourself. if you just look on the outside it may seem like another boring, basic beach. but brigantine is actually a getaway from the real world.
i cant wait to go down to brigantine beach this weekend, we are gonna fsu.
by summer19fsu June 9, 2019
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Beach Whacker

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5
Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.
by Impudicus July 3, 2019
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