Noosh

Noun. (Douche + Noob= Noosh)

A person who is usually described as, 'stupid', 'annoying', 'clueless'; related to the noun, 'Tool'. A noosh can be a male or female. A Noosh will tend to be immature.

Chase thought eating chapstick would make his penis larger, what a NOOSH.

by Paris Hilton (MOB THICK) January 21, 2010

nobshite

Insult
The combination of nob and shite. it is the left over material on the penis after anal sex.

Nobshite: Your mom has a sweet ass.
Lad1: So has your dad nobshite.

by MRman2000001 May 14, 2005

NOOSH

A word to annoy people.

abby wise: * poke* Instead of sayin POKE ill say NOOSH!

by abby wise March 27, 2008

noshes

nuts, balls, testicles

Stop sploshin your noshes!!!

by midnlil December 8, 2003

Chinki-Nosh

Slang - A term used to refer to the local Chinese Restuarant or Take-Away.

Wife: "Can't be arsed cooking tonight, fancy some take out?"

Husband: "You got the menu for that new Chinki-Nosh that's opened up down cheap-side?"

by BigDim January 18, 2010

nosh

nosh is sexy

nosh. your mum

by Bob the almighty March 30, 2009

Nosh

To masturbate while very sexualy frustrated.

Jimmy noshed one off the day after his girlfriend dumped him.

by acidic94 December 2, 2009