Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019

Soap cock

When you take a shower, and soap drips into your dick hole.

Henry: bro my peepee is burning!

Kyle: make sure not to piss my nigga, it’ll make it burn worse

Soap cock

by Gaynigga183 March 22, 2019

Pink Soap

Bulk liquid soap that comes in 5 or 20 Liter drums.

Pink soap is a bulk soap usually found in cleaning supply stores.

by Kid with assburgars December 1, 2022

Soap Transplant

When you wash a part of your body with soap and then scoop it up and wash some other part of your body with it

Person 1: “Man, I ran out of soap mid shower and had to do Soap Transplants”

Person 2: “I always do soap transplants lol”

by Zaelee May 18, 2023

Soap potion

When you add water to shampoo or soap bottle because it’s running out of soap

Did you make the soap potions in the shower?!

by ThecoolestPhantomWriter November 2, 2022