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Magic Negro

A male or female of African-American heritage that appears in a movie, story, or play, often with some sort of magical, sage powers, strictly for the purpose of providing such wisdom to the white hero, for no apparent reason, but just when he or she needs it the most. They often then immediately depart from the story altogether.

The Magic Negro has no life of his or her own, but seems to see all, know all, and divine all, due to their humble roots and avoidance of the racist white power structure that our hero-of-European-heritage so nobly rebels against. Typically appearing in 19th century- or early-20th century period pieces, the Magic Negro has more recently been seen dispensing his or her powers from within the existing white establishment, as with the character of Morpheus in "The Matrix."

Not to be confused with Barack Obama, who had a lengthy career as a lawyer and state senator which was often overlooked by many American conservatives, eager to pass him off with a dismissive stereotype, despite the fact that upon assuming the Presidency in 2009, had more government and legal experience than George W. Bush did in 2001.

See also, Magical Negro.
John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) in "The Green Mile," Bagger Vance (Will Smith) in "The Legend of Bagger Vance," and Cash (Don Cheadle) in "The Family Man" are all textbook examples of the Magic Negro.

shit yes negro

In total agreement. Affirmative. I'm interested. Are you kidding me, of course I ____!
John: "Do you want to go out?"
Jack: "Shit yes negro!"
shit yes negro by nomam April 24, 2008
Related Words

The Negro Sprint 

When in any potentially dangerous or high stakes situation, you subconsciously get the fuck away from said situation in the form of high speed running, much like black people tend to do when they see the police, hence "The Negro Sprint."
"Man, I was cashing my check the other day at the bank, and this guy ran in with a gun. I hit the Negro Sprint outta there so fast, the next thing I knew, I was already at home."

child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )
94 intervening Muslims child negro competition

Tool-Shed Negro 

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
Tool-Shed Negro by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019

A Grand Negro Spectacle 

An Unusual Sight or Public Display
Sarvin Had sex in public.
Dina: That's a Grand negro spectacle

gay negro 

when a negro be gay
negro 1: yo that negro gay as fuck
negro two: i know, right
gay negro :when thy negro becometh gay
gay negro by no_clevername March 10, 2018