Murbleburble

a unit of liquid, it's enough to drown in but not enough to swim in, So all you can do is murbleburble.

"The victim's cause of death was drowning in 1 MuBu (Murbleburble) of water. We are not suspecting foul play."

by mrpeaches3 June 15, 2016

Muffle Duster

To dust off one's vagina with your face

I eat vagina ( muffle Duster)

by B@dassbiker September 28, 2019

murcler

The best rainbow six siege console player to ever exist.

“Murcler just slammed me”

by Kursh October 11, 2021

muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

marfle

the action of hitting a part of your body in a way that your nerves seem to do a hard reset. (stubbing your toe, hitting your funny bone, etc.)

"Hey man hows it go- OWW! I just marfled!"
"What?"
"I marfled! I hit my elbow!"
"Oh, you hit your funny bone?"
"I'm not a child Steven, the proper term is marfling your elbow."
"Hmm. I've never heard that word before. So, why's you come and see me?"
"Oh yeah. WHY IS MY CHILD BLACK?"

by That0ne_User July 10, 2023

tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

by longboards September 19, 2009