sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.

1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!

by NickName4U May 22, 2006

MUDD BUTT ITIS

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.

by Serebral April 30, 2009

Mudd piranha

it's when a white girl like asian or latino guy's.

what kind of guys does she like ? she is a mudd piranha.

by the man789 February 16, 2009

madadude

Combo of mad and attitude with a slant on dude! Angry honorable man's attiitude about drug dealers, child abusers and lazy assholes. Generally angry and unhappy with a sleazy approach to life, character and moral weakness.

Ed: Man, did you see Rocky go off on that guy that was begging?

Angela: Yeah, DUH...it's his madadude coming out. He'll go for the windshield guy but healthy and asking for bucks, plez!

by TelynAgain September 5, 2009

Mudder Fucker

People who won't stop bragging about their involvement in torture races, i.e. Tough Mudder, Spartan Run, etc.

"Here comes Steve wearing a new race shirt he's going to tell us all about, what a mudder fucker."

by Lenny Laserdisc May 13, 2015

Mudder

A person who plays online RPG text games all day as opposed to more mainstream graphical games.

Guy1: Hey man did you check out realms of despair?
Guy2: Hell Yeah! I'm a hardcore Mudder

by AlabamaSlamma March 30, 2009

mudd helmet

A thick condom you use while engaging in anal sex!

Im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause Im gonna go hit up delia's ass caverns

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002