A man with nothing better to do than fap to the sound of his parents banging in the next room.
This guy could lift a car with his right arm alone. Personality traits include: Staring into space, not smiling. EVER, and having a great sense of humour.
*Guy walks into a bar, then dies from his injuries*
This guy could lift a car with his right arm alone. Personality traits include: Staring into space, not smiling. EVER, and having a great sense of humour.
*Guy walks into a bar, then dies from his injuries*
by Spartan98789 November 12, 2014
Get the Luke Mooney mug.A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi
When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.
by watermelawn March 7, 2017
Get the Mississippi Moonshine mug.In this position, the male has his cock partway in the female's vagina. The male hocks loogie on his own cock, pushes it all the way in the vagina, and the female promptly conducts a 360 spin around the man's cock releasing an intense amount of friction and heat in the process.
The first date went amazing. I took her back to my place, and one thing led to another, and we ended up doing a Des Moines Spit and Spin on my futon.
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Get the moons mug.An Anchent God, Said to always ride into battle on the back of a Black Dragon (even though he had dragon wings of his own) and never lost a battle he was in.
by billy bob April 12, 2005
Get the moonshadow mug.adjetive. Something intended to be genuinely awesome, but is only so in its ironic appreciation. ie, something that's "so bad, it's good". Must be sincere and lacking irony in its intent. Parody, therefore, is not moonshot. It derives from the notion that it's something that's "shooting for the moon".But because it's so awful, it actually becomes awesome.Things that are moonshot usually have a cult following.
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