Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.

Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger

by jokerswild February 13, 2010

Salsa-monella

Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.

Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

blow monger

someone who frequently sucks dick

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger

by how about nooooo January 29, 2010

Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

by mibracedude September 11, 2011

Co-Monger

A annoying person. Trying to join in a conversation. A total disrespectful person.

Adrian: So you down for tonight.
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!

by Rayado100 June 16, 2011

Media monger

One who gets most of all their knowledge from news channels such as cnn, fox, cnbc, ect. Also, another for would be social-media's Facebook, twitter, ect.

Whe can all tell the Johnson's live in a pen and paper world. Everything they said tonight made them sound like a media monger family.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 10, 2016

Go Mongolian

When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.

Broh do u see dat mongoloid? He's gon go mongolian if someone touches him again.

by Unpopular Opinions October 2, 2017