marijuana minute

A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever.
Similar to: New York Minute

Dude, that speech lasted a marijuana minute.
-Charlie

I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael

How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1

I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2

by mykeyhipshot January 21, 2010

Mittocracy

the election of Mitt Romney as POTUS; those who support paranoid war-mongering, disaster capitalism, further deregulation of the banking industry, an end to Social Security and elevators for their fleet of personal automobiles; billionaires who pay less tax than their secretaries; those who like to gamble away their investors' pensions while reaping millions for themselves in fees; members of the Mormon faith; a collection of people wearing magic underpants; those who would let Detroit automakers fail.

1.) Although Warren Buffett is a member of the Mittocracy, he believes his ilk should pay more in taxes than his secretary.

2.) Now that Mitt Romney is president, the Mittocracy will dismantle Social Security and educational loans.

by noahwebster August 29, 2012

mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt

Last night she gave me the best mitt job!

by Newport Joe August 6, 2008

ill minute

Any giving time frame that could be used in any situation; Could mean an extremely long or an extremely short amount of time.

Guy 1: Abe Lincoln is my favorite president.
Guy 2: Nigga shut tha fuck up. That white boy cracka-jack died an ill minute ago.

Man 1: Dude i haven't choked the chicken in an ill minute.
Man 2: Its been five fuckin' minutes

by eddywacks January 21, 2011

catchers mitt

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.

by Malgeo January 4, 2008

59-Minute Rule

Refers to the practice of letting employees leave work an hour early. The term derives from the military, where supervisors are often not permitted to let their personnel leave early, but ARE permitted to grant their staff breaks, as long as they are less than 1 hour. On special occasions, a supervisor can work around the prohibition on early excusal by giving the staff a 59-minute break at the very end of the day; thus allowing them to leave about an hour early. The "59-Minute Rule" is often put into effect on the Friday before a three-day weekend.

Email to all personnel: The 59-Minute Rule will be in effect this afternoon. Have a safe and happy holiday! -The Boss

by Adameniscus May 30, 2006

15 minutes

The period of time in the public spotlight that Andy Warhol believed eveyone was entitled to. See Warhol Moment

"Your 15 minutes starts now..."
(Marriane Faithful, from the 'Broken English' album)

by black flag June 26, 2004