Flipping The Mattress

A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.

Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________
Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩

by FunkSpunk December 14, 2023

Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Flipping The Mattress

A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.

E.g.

Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________

Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩

by FunkSpunk December 7, 2023

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

mattress

a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.

u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!

by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022

Mattress Gravy

The liquid that spills out from a heavily used mattress when compressed, it may contain liquids such as; semen, saliva, blood vaginal juices, and other bodily secresions

I just cleaned out my mattress gravy last night. it took my five hours

by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017