mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020

Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.

I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!

by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021

foam mattress

The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).

Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 7, 2021

St. Mattress

worship from bed, usually very loud "OH GOD" repeated a lot

them: religious preference?
me: st. mattress...it's very exclusive!

by thatnoodlyappendage January 1, 2012