Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Marine mattress

A chick who bangs marines 24/7

She's such a marine mattress

by Naughty kitty January 12, 2015

Mattress Bra

A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.

"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."

by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 30, 2017

explosion at a mattress factory

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.

That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.

by Trigeek September 4, 2016

mattress

a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.

u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!

by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Mattress stomper

When a girl/guy thinks their partner looks like Edward Norton, and during sexual intercourse wants her/his face to be dragged to the corner of the mattress, and then kicked in the back of the head for sexual euphoria. (Ala: American History X)

Last night during sex I found out Ashley is a mattress stomper.

by Butt stuff November 20, 2019