Matthew

A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.

My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew

by Shardonay May 11, 2010

Matthew

Sleazy mechanic, works for minimum wage outside of Mcdonalds cleaning the stalls. He's the type of guy to charge $180 dollars for an oil change, but the oil is really just his own urine that he stores in a jug. He's the type if guy that thinks he's everything, but is really just a sleazy cheap mechanic.

Jack: "Hey Sam where should I get an oil change?" Sam: "Don't go to Matthews. You'll get ripped off by that sleazy piece of shit"

by Juan Ricardo Montoya Velez November 6, 2013

Matthew

Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass

Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath

by Matthew Dumbass November 6, 2019

Matthew

BIG GAY

Matthew is big gay lol

by RealBnna November 2, 2019

Matthew

An idiot that is ugly,stupid and has a terrible singing voice.

MATTHEW SHUT UP NOW!

by Godzilla Killer May 7, 2018

Matthews

To mess up ones fake tanning attempt resulting in an orange and white striped tiger-like look.

Check out how patchy that girl is, she has done a Matthews!

by BlueRover July 7, 2011

Matthew

Matthew, a hoe that is gay but says he isn't. Can't keep a pretty girl for his life. Cheats on perfectly good human. Says and does very disturbing things. Don't date a Matthew like this because he will like someone else while dating you.

"I can't believe Matthew liked her while he was with me."

by Irrelevant.0 November 8, 2017