Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".

person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

strainin' and maintainin'

Chillin'

Was strainin' and maintainin'

by Jammy_270191 January 3, 2017

Maite Zaitut

There is a province in the north of Spain called "Euskadi" where they use "Maite Zaitut" to say "I love you so much, you're special". Sweet...

Darling... I wanted to tell you something but I can't find the words... just... "Maite Zaitut"!!
Boys... you should write it down... ;p

by xaxa May 7, 2004

High Maintenance Women

Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.

"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"

by High Maintance Queen February 18, 2010

manitals

Male genitals; the less formal version of genitals and specifically male parts.

Dude, I was playing softball yesterday and I took a one-hopper to the manitals. I can barely walk today!

by wilgary February 9, 2010

Manitoba Milkshake

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.

I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake

by KurtMoore March 7, 2011

maditate

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010