Mandell

The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.

'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell'

by timtim7765 January 21, 2012

nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

Mandee Kulaga

The most famous person in New York City.

*Girl in Times Square shrieks and points* "Look! It's Mandee Kulaga!"

by ;-) April 10, 2005

Maddei

A real bitch at first, but when you get to know her she is actually kinda nice

"insert pun here"
Maddei: "arghhhhhhh" *precedes to bitch slap

by Definatly Not Hayden September 20, 2017

nelly mandelly

nickname for nelson mandela

nelly mandelly died, RIP

by chuckiethekid December 19, 2013

mandem

just basically meaning a group of friends

Person 1: "I'm sorry I won't do it again
Person 2: "Ye fam, don't mess wit me and my mandem

by chrisnator101 April 2, 2017

Mandaide

when a chic goes out to get a new dude asap..she needs a mandaide..so she wont stress or feel bad bout having problems or getting dumped or some sort of rejected feeling.
Brea made this word up, its perfect.

Linda, said Brea, what you need girl is a mandaide. You'll feel better soon as you get your hands on that.

by virtuallld2 August 26, 2009