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machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.
hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.
by fat cobra December 26, 2008
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Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).
Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.
by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006
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Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.
Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!
by mart_b November 6, 2006
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MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.
"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"
by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006
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Manchester City

Best team on the planet. Filled with quality in every position.
Fan 1: Did you see the Manchester City game?
Fan 2: Yeah, we destroyed them.
by man_city_fan February 22, 2022
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Manchester

When another man ejacualtes and another mans chest.
Zeke was Manchester by Josh.
by Brickerribs March 2, 2019
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Manchester New Hampshire

Manchester New Hampshire is the biggest city in New Hampshire with many attractions and things to do .. but on the other hand violence and crime has been rising sense 2017.. Massachusetts being a neighboring state with a known crime rate sense the 1900’s , alot of gangs and criminally charged people have moved to manchester and surrounding cities from Massachusetts ..three of the most known and criminally engaged gangs thats have been around New Hampshire are Gangster Disciples and Insane Gangster disciples (Nationwide Street Gang) also Crips .. now in days manchester has been one of the less safe and liked areas around NH
Manchester New Hampshire is becoming bad in its days ..
by District Attorney June 2, 2021
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