madame palm

(n.) slang. Alternative term for the hand with which you masturbate, usually used in a suggestive manner.

"Sex? No thank-you I just had some with Madame Palm if ya know what I mean"

by Trojan Man January 15, 2004

Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve

A term used to show disapproval for lesbian realtionships.

Sam: I saw a lesbian wedding on TV just now.
Wendy: Gross!God made Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve!

by Jack Bond February 10, 2008

MADAME

when you are not happy with something you own

when my truck broke down people asked why i was mad. I told them "Madame truck wont start."

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

Madani

To pull off a totally unbelievable (fake) story and believe that the audience believed it, however incredible be it.

Last night I was walking by and a bus stopped by. People from the bus started insulting me and there were about 40 of them. I got really mad and pulled inside and started whacking each and every one of them. Then, I saw more help arriving to help the guys in the bus. I managed to jump through the window and ran for my life.

I just pulled of a madani

by Saileshsingh July 26, 2009

madame sluface

The highest ranked dominatrix in the world. she is loved by all and is great fun.(pronounced all french like)

Dude madame sluface come over and bricked me for like 2 hours. It was sweet.

by Shun July 20, 2004

madfattybluntsword

That weird guy that stared at you at checkout at cosco

Yo, that madfattybluntsword is staring at me

by that guy that touched your but July 17, 2016

Madajaf

a minor insult to someone. also can have the part of jaf moved so things can become e.g a high ruleing mada-sultan of it all. see sultan.

jesus...what a madajaf!

by Alex Dodd a.k.a god September 15, 2003