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where to begin when describing a madfa. often ignorant and selfish; they don't have a sense of the feelings other people possess and often go on with live thinking only about hers. but, if your last name doesn't start with a "k", you're very cool and like to use smack talk often. usually with friends, but even in arguments, sarcastic smack talk is used. you're a baddie in heart and always care for those around you, especially your best friends. you plan on dating many boys and are willing to fight for the one you think is right. you will break someone's heart to get what you desire. madfa's usually have a knack for being in the spotlight and getting all the attention. if they don't get it, oh wait, they always will. they always find a way to be the center of attention. whether its in school, at home, or even during the big funny. in summary, you're cool if your name isn't madfa khan.
person: "madfa has been harassing me recently. what should i do?"
me: "ugh. ignore her. she always has to earn your attention to feel appreciated."
person: "guess you're right. she was rude even during our friendship."
madfa by BBSB3272 August 13, 2021
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Madao is the master of the park. A creature with a beard and sunglasses. It sits in the park all day without work.
'Look there he is, Madao'
Madao by Gary Geronimo November 23, 2021
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mada mada 

(まだまだ) A Japanese phrase that means "not yet" or "not good enough". (though the words can be used in almost any context as a joke.) The phrase was popularized as a meme by Genji. (A Character in the video game "Overwatch".)
Some guy on overwatch: Genji are you going to switch already?
Genji: MADA MADA
mada mada by Guric March 22, 2017

Penguins of Madagascar 

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.
Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.
Penguins of Madagascar by Carskek October 21, 2018
'Madao' is a word with a series of meanings, based from the manga 'Gintama'. The word bears many different meanings, but they are basically shortened Japanese phrases.

Even though this is not an actual name, in the anime, Taizou Hasegawa, a formally employed government worker would be referred as one, and many of the main characters would refer to Hasegawa as "Madao", though it is unknown which of the many meanings of madao Hasegawa is referred as. Kagura and Shinpatchi are the characters that would address Hasegawa as Madao, though there are some instances that they wouldn't.

1.(ma)ru de (da)me na (o)ssan: good-for-nothing old man
2.(ma)jide (da)ssai (o)yaji: the really uncool old man
3.(ma)ssa ni (da)rusou na (o)yaji: really uncool-looking old man
4.(ma)ttaku (da)rakushite (o)ssan: really depraved old man
5.(ma)zui (da)shi to (o)age: horrid bean curd
6.(ma)ttaku (da)ijobu ja nai (o)kyaku: customer who's really not all right
7.(ma)tomo ni (da)karetakunai (o)toko: men no one wants to date
8.(ma)ji de (da)kaetai (o)toko: man one seriously wants to date
9.(ma)ttaku (da)masenai (o)toboke: fool who unconvincingly feigns ignorance
10.(ma)ssugu ikite no (da)inashi na jinsei na (o)jisan:
old man who lives as he wants, but accomplishes nothing
1. 'Get out, madao!'
2. 'Check out that madao, trying to act so cool.'
3. 'What a madao.'
4. 'I pity that madao.'
5. 'We should throw this madao out.'
6. 'Call security, we have a madao here.'
7. 'That Madao's so old-fashioned.'
8. 'I'm not hooking any madao up!'
9. 'I'm not convinced, madao.'
10. 'That madao is never going to get anywhere in his life.'
Madao by (x.x) February 15, 2010

Sam Macfarlane 

Has a dick and is bad at everything
Sam Macfarlane by Samsuxxxx March 15, 2017

Mort from Madagascar 

Mort from Madagascar is a wanted criminal from Madagascar. His crimes against humanity, from causing the World Wars to committing homicide and murdering King Julian. This man, if you can even call him that, is the most dangerous thing roaming the Earth. Below is a video of him manipulating his foes.
Do anything at any cost to avoid Mort from Madagascar.
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