LPWA

Acronym for "Little Pale White Ass"

A word used to describe those girls with little, pale, white, asses.

Gordon: I'm really into pale, white girls that are really skinny.
Me: Oh, you mean LPWAs?
Gordon: What's that?
Me: Little Pale White Asses.

by asiandragon1 July 7, 2012

lpc

longmont potion castle

"Do you know lpc?"
"How about you wrestle my whip?"

by Bernardo stratattucci September 24, 2020

lpod

The compulsion to Screw, Twist, Destroy or Pervert, in various ways, the Bill of Rights, the Constitution of the United States, the United States Military, the Flag, the Right to Life, the Ten Commandments, The Defense of our land, the Boy Scouts, the Cross, Religious faith, the Institution of Marriage and other long standing moral and patriotic establishments in the United States.

Many extreme liberals.

by Dr Know it All May 4, 2005

lpt

:1 Line Print Terminal.
On a personal computer, the usual designation for a parallel port connection to a printer or other device such as a scanner or camera. LPT connections are numbered LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, etc.; most computers have at least one. More parallel ports can be added by installing parallel port adapter cards.
:2 LPT
LPT is the original, yet still common, name of the parallel port interface on IBM PC-compatible computers. It was designed to operate a text printer that used IBM's 8-bit extended ASCII character set. The name derives from the fact that "line printer" was a common generic term at the time for any type of text printer. Graphical printers, along with a host of other devices, have been designed to communicate with the system. ...

Lpt == Printer
GET IT !!!!!!!

by Malin December 28, 2005

L.P.S

(L.P.S) Lost Puppy Syndrome refers to a friend, individual or person who tends to not be capable of doing things on there own. One who isn't able to go out and find things for themselves. They prefer to travel with at least one or more individuals to go from place to place. This generally is the case for that one friend who can't go to a party themselves. They tend to be avoided by most people.

Example Situation 1

(Person 1) Wheres the party at?
(Person 2) (Insert place of party here) i'll see you there
(Person 1) Oh could you come meet me at (Insert Place of meeting)
(Person 2) Nah get your ass up here!

By the end of the night Person 2 is totally shwasted while Person 1 sits in their room all night.

Example Situation 2

(Person A) Dude he really has L.P.S
(Person B) Oh whats L.P.S
(Person A) Thats just Lost Puppy Syndrome

by Mangocruz February 28, 2010

LPBD

Lead Poisoning Be Damned- an incredibally good italian Ska/Punk Band.
Band Members include- Captain C Lead Guitar
Missy Miss- Drums and sometimes Vocals
Chimpy- Small hairy man. possibly ape. uses triangle

Dude! LPBD IS TIGHT! YOI!

by MrUrbaniteSmiley November 16, 2003

LPB

Low Pod Bitches. A pod(or common dorm area) of woman who drink wine and share secrets with one another. Qualifications to be an LPB squad are groupme exclusive chats, a Dick Pics (Male version of LPB) group to keep you sane, and white zinfandel or wine coolers. Thirsty Thursday, otherwise known as Girls Night, is mandatory.

Billy: Hey Justin, where are the LPB's today?
Justin: What day is it again?
Billy: Thursday night.
Justin: Oh its Girls Night they are probably getting krunk.
Kristen: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LPB GIRLS NIGHT!

by bi_manatee January 26, 2016