light-weight

A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.

"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"

by termsofswoleness May 11, 2010

light bulbed

sex position that involves the penitration of the asshole with a lightbulb during the sexual intercourse with a gaggle of silverback apes

jonnie onufrak set the record for getting light bulbed in one hour. 903458403853853080945times(wow)

by Jonnie Onufrak June 18, 2008

light skin-did

A very light colored african-american. Sometimes it is referred to biracial or mixed people. It is not light-skinned, it is skin-did.

That light skin-did boy pushed my baby girl down in the hallway at school.

by cartwright April 25, 2006

light you up

to tase someone

If you don't obey the cop, he's going to light you up!

by SuperGlue August 19, 2015

Light bar

Policeman, Sheriff, Forest Service, Security, Parking Enforcement, etc... Any authority that has a row of lights on its roof and can punish you.

We'd better go inside, that's the second light bar that's cruised by in the last ten minutes.

by jackies April 14, 2006

light on listening

when a person doesnt listen well, for instance your telling a story and you can tell when the listener is fading from the convo...he or she may look glazed over or just respond wit 'mmm-hmm'

hey man are you even paying attention to me? you are mad light on listening.

by jay7777 March 5, 2009

light mouthed

A person who like telling other people's secrets, make false rummors,and make promises often, but never keep it.

He is a light mouthed. I've never seem him keep his word.

by Yum>_< September 15, 2009