by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013
A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!
by beans lad July 26, 2011
The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.
Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.
by LemFun July 21, 2021
Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
by lostlast February 23, 2012
A place usually on a military base where you can buy and sell used cars, motorcycles RV's and other motor vehicles you can think of
I bought my new ford GT at the lemon lot the other day its pretty sweet expect they didn't tell its missing an engine.
by the real last meheecan December 26, 2016