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Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."
Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
by whosthegoat June 26, 2018
mugGet the Leechmug.

Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019
mugGet the Smartphone Leechmug.

Leech

Anyone who uses others for personal gain until they have nothing left.
by Nissanboii September 2, 2020
mugGet the Leechmug.

Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
by bespectacled May 6, 2022
mugGet the Face leechmug.

cum guzzling penis leech

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018
mugGet the cum guzzling penis leechmug.

Bud Leech

Someone who likes to hang with you just to smoke your weed. May ask to "borrow a bud" from time to time, but seldom returns the favor.
Dude 1: Hey look at this nice bud, you wanna smoke some?
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .
by Ditzlexic January 2, 2016
mugGet the Bud Leechmug.

pussy-leech

To use feminine prowess to force the way into a group or friendship or to get what is wanted
Brian: "Hey Jenna!"
Norman: "Man, everybody knows that Jenna's a fuckin' pussy-leech."
Jenna: "im standing right here"
by portaprat May 28, 2018
mugGet the pussy-leechmug.

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