Aoife Leckey

A peculiar name for an lesser educated mind. Parents tend to call their daughters this after they're informed by doctors that their child is what is known as a 'dimwit' with a mind that can only accomplish unstimulating conversation.

Did that person really think they couldn't hear their friend because the lights were switched off? What an Aoife Leckey!

by JohnnyDogs August 24, 2022

Battery licker

Someone who licks batteries; a moron.

Only battery lickers think Tesla's are good vehicles.

by ghost module November 17, 2022

Carrying my locker.

The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.

John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?

Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.

John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?

Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?

by Al Nunya October 13, 2009

licker license

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.

I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

Knicker Licker

A lady who licks the under crackers of other ladies.
A Lesbotanian.

Tracy: Sharon, why the hell have you ditched your new man?

Sharon: I've discovered a taste for clam, henceforth, I am a knicker licker.

by ScaryMary May 22, 2006

knob licker

some one who licks or sucks a penis

You dumb ass knob licker.

by pluribus January 7, 2011

dicky licker

a suckhole pejorative term for a person who will resort to anything to make a favorable impression

That new guy turned out to be a real dicky licker.

by jako September 14, 2003