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fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..
Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."
by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017
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Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.
GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."
by Hakif July 29, 2009
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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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Trendy Laserbeams

A descriptive term used for tweens in any vintage or trendy clothing that has offensively bright colors. Basically if the 80s barfed on a scenester.
I know dude. There's trendy laserbeams everywhere. Eff.
by Hardon247 January 5, 2011
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frickin laser beam

frickin laser beam (Verb)

1) Used as a swear word, just like the f and s words, however towards an object or problem.

2) From Austin Powers Movie - An evil plan to have sharks with Laser Beams on their heads. Interesting.
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a. Anger building up, problem not going away, "frickin laser beam."
by Rave-Ness January 27, 2011
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Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him
Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag
by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021
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Wicked Lasers

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.
David kept a powerful Wicked Lasers for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.
by JohnKP January 12, 2012
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