When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.
Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

A phrase invented by the Pakistani Telecommunications Authority, referring to a female's vaginal discharge
by ManofHorse February 6, 2012

by LSUbelle January 8, 2008

the little old lady that lives in your hood and sells candy to all the kids in the hood and in many cases has been known to sell drugs to the adults in the hood.
by petrabbit March 15, 2009

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2008

A lady mack can be a person who is smooth, slick, the Best of the Best, The girl every guy wants, the girl who runs everything a.k.a. the Boss or Boss Lady.The girl who every guy wants to wife up. A mack is a person who is always flirting and hitting on guys. Almost always successful at it too. Always gets her way with the guys too.
Always keep guys sprung over her
Always keep guys sprung over her
by Crystal Harris December 30, 2008

Lady Lumps are the sex appealing breasts on a woman. Generally fairly large but they dont have to be watermelons. Just as long as they arn't flat.
by Stephanie August 12, 2005
