Ketchup Fart 

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

Ketchup Fart by awmm June 2, 2015

ketchup and mustard 

What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.

Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.

ketchup and mustard by Mr. Q45 June 12, 2017

Ketchup fetish

When someone like Ketchup and wishes to have sexual relations with it. Fucking gross!!

I have a ketchup fetish, it's so wet.

Ketchup fetish by Charlie Wall August 8, 2018

kretchfoop 

waste products of the process of Digestion.

Eric you are a fat piece of kretchfoop

kretchfoop by Doug Savage III June 24, 2003

butt ketchup 

the nickname given to bloody diarrhea

Awww! Fuck! I filled the toilet with butt ketchup again!

butt ketchup by Sneaky September 1, 2004

Ash Ketchum 

The sexiest pokemon trainer in the world. All the sluts wanna fuck him (including myself) because he is so damn hot! The people who think Ash sucks can fucking go to hell . . .

Hey, you know that Ash Ketchum, I wanna fuck him. He's so god damn sexy.

That Ash Ketchum is always so hot, how does he keep it up?

Ash Ketchum by Ash Ketchum's girlfriend November 7, 2012

The Ketchup Song 

The next Macarena.

The Ketchup Song by Anonymous May 19, 2003